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Showing posts with label Things I've Never Done. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Things I've Never Done. Show all posts

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Things I've Never Done

I'm 49 years old.
And I've never:
1 -- Smoked weed.
2 -- Eaten haggis.
3 -- Dove off a cliff.
4 -- Swam in the Pacific.
5 -- Ridden in a helicopter.
6 -- Climbed Mt. Everest.
7 -- Been to Argentina.
8 -- Starred in a movie.
9 -- Been buried in sand.
10 -- Seen a play on Broadway.
11 -- Been to Los Angeles.
12 -- Played football, professionally or otherwise.
13 -- Completed a knitting project.
14 -- Owned a snake.
15 -- Been hang gliding.
16 -- Gotten a tattoo.
17 -- Fired a gun.
18 -- Spoken Yiddish.
19 -- Danced naked in the moonlight.
20 -- Been to an opera.


How about you?